LeBron is a huge worm.
Like…big enough for people to be like “maaaaan, that’s a huge worm” – but not enough to be concerned with. Look, I’m a coach – and probably the most brilliant coach to ever live. With that being said my assessment of Lebron Orenthal James is pretty solid. He just uses blunt force to bully his way to the basket – and when teams crowd the basket to attempt to slow him down – he dishes. It’s simple basketball. He’s an amazing athlete but he’s still a huge worm. There are other players that are killers, the players that can be likened to crazy animals that kill people for fun with no remorse – animals like sharks, lions, tigers, pit bulls, and white people. Animals that smell blood and kill the weak. LeBron is not built like that. With some people you can tell that something is not in them – like….if i were to compare it to hanging out with him – I wouldn’t hit the streets with him….at all. He would be the dude that ran if someone rushed you and the squad. He would be trey in the backseat of the car “Let me out” face….. He’s not O-Dogg, He’s not Bishop …He’s Deangelo Barksdale, Eddie Winslow, Theo Huxtable.
He completely disappears when he’s needed…well, there was that ONE game when he snapped for 25 in the 4th quarter against the Pistons about 94 years ago. He travels uncontrollably, feels like he’s entitled, and is simply a WORM…a big WORM.
Kobe, the last great killer in the animal kingdom…Mr. Black Mamba himself was asked who has the torch next – he said Steph and Clay…you don’t mention worms when talking about predators. Kobe said they were stone cold killers, and could be counted on at the end of games. Daaaaaaaaaang Kobe.
In closing, shut up.
Lebron is good – a good all around player, a great all around player…but he’s not one to bring his team to the next level to win a ring. I mean, you see where he had to take his talents in order to get the rings he has now.
*Donald Trump Shrugs